Chelsea Handler (via whateverlolawants)

I’m guessing (hoping?) this was a comment said in jest, because seriously, who follows The Rules anymore? Do people actually still wait three dates for sex or two days to call back? If I fuck you, it usually means I like you, not the reverse.

Also, the last time I slept with someone on a first date, the sex was amazing. Then we fucked again on the second date. And the third. And then we stopped going on dates since I basically never left his apartment anyway (being quite busy with getting fucked and all). See how much wonderful sex people are missing out on by postponing what they want? STOP ABIDING BY THE RULES. THEY DON’T WORK.

(via lenachen)

Amen, Lena. I wrote a post about this earlier and deleted it, but after Lena spoke of this, I’m going to say it again:

I’ve slept with guys on the first date who turn out to be wonderful, loving boyfriends. I’ve given men chaste kisses on the cheek after dinner with no intention of ever calling them again. And every little thing in between.

Can we not make up “rules” about who sleeps with who / when / why? If you want to know if someone likes you… why not ask them, instead of assuming based off of some archaic sexual courtship dance?

Maybe I’m naive, but I don’t think sex should be a bargaining chip.

(via jgh)

Verra nice.